This infuriated the Breibart bloggers of the world, who don’t mind the honest-to-God weird changes that comic book characters have gone through over the years which include the following Cyborg Superman, French Ninja Batman, Time-Travelling Teenage Iron Man, V-Necked Captain America, Noseless Wolverine, Boring Green Lantern, Even More Boring Green Lantern, Clone of Spider-Man Who Dresses Like Zack Morris from Saved By the Bell, and of course, Horse Thor.Ī female Thor is unprecedented in the only drug the staff at Marvel must have been on this time was probably Tumblr. It makes sense, because Pratt has already followed Harrison Ford’s career to a T–the swashbuckling outer space rogue, the weary archaeologist, the guy who’s in moody prestige pictures for five minutes. The top name being bandied about is Christ Pratt, who was having a lovely year of being Chris Pratt, until it became the year of Bradley Cooper because Bradley Cooper is the alpha-est of all males. Pratt’s Body is Now a Temple (Of Doom) (And No Beer)Ĭhris Pratt is another proposed Ghostbuster, while Disney is hoping to reboot Indiana Jones, but not as a woman, because come on, “Indiana” is totally a boy’s name. How about “Socialnetworkingbusters” where they use their photon packs to scribble privacy-preserving notices on everything. For instance, “Sasquatchbusters” or “Elvisbusters” or “Alienbusters”–wait, that’s Men In Black. Perhaps they should at least diversify, and have busting done of various modern day apophryca. In fact, Sony is hoping for a whole smattering of interconnected Ghostbuster movies, where they can eventually crossover and…fight more ghosts. So Sony sought to remedy this with a more “traditional” Ghostbusters, with maybe Channing Tatum, because Channing Tatum is totally the modern day Dan Aykroyd. Even though science predicted that in the future all ghostbusting would be done by women, it just seemed too unbelievable. This ended up causing consternation amongst fans, because the real life-exact science of ghostbusting is very serious thing, and we’re not sure you can believably portray the act of emitting lightning from repurposed firefighting equipment to vanquish a giant marshmallow creature if it’s done by a chick. The supposed y-chromosome-free cast would be Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones.
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